Cool Facts

[Jiro]

My first gold medal was for shot put as a 6 year old. I was pretty strong in those days

[The Space Pope]

My third nipple lactates Iowa-Class interdimensional battle cruisers powered by the souls of pharohs.

[Timekeeper]

I know a girl who can lick her elbow. It doesn't look weird or anything, her tongue isn't especially long and her shoulder doesn't dislocate, it's amazing!

I own a copy of 'The Book of Useless Information' which contains thousands of useless, random and often cool facts It's basically my bible.

[Rodarian]

Timekeeper: Show me proof!

On average I vocalize about ten different sound effects during any conversation...

[The Space Pope]

ITALIAN AND SPANISH ARE THE SAME LANGUAGE

[Markus. D]

If you were to spell Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names backwards, it wouldn't change the fact that they're still the hottest people in the world.

[Freya]

If you were to spell Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names backwards, it doesn't change the fact that they're still the hottest people in the world.

But he's so bug eyed D:

If you google my full name the entire first page results are actually me. Baloki Use to be on the second page but now he's not.

You chew on the same side of your mouth as what hand you write with! Usually.

There are currently scary green clouds outside my window

[Bunny]

If you were to spell Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names backwards, it wouldn't change the fact that they're still the hottest people in the world.

Seeing Ashely Greene naked is still one of the greatest moments in my life.

[Evastio]

My dad's birthday is exactly a day after mine.

Six out of my seven siblings (if you include me) wear glasses.

Rowan Atkinson used to be a civil engineer before he went into comedy.

When Bill Cosby was young, he was athletic and into sports.

Jackie Chan used to be a constuction worker. He actually got the name "Jackie" from a worker there named Jack who gave him the nickname "Little Jackie." Jackie Chan's actual birth name was "Chan Kong-Sang."

[Timekeeper]

Rodarian: Although I don't know her too well and it might be odd when I try and take a photo or video of her, I'll do what I can.

[I Took the Red Pill]

When Bill Cosby was young, he was athletic and into sports.

No. smurfing. Way.

[Flying Mullet]

Spiders and other insects move via hydraulics. Their legs are basically hollow pipes and they increase the pressure in their legs to extend them, then release the pressure to contract them. This is why bugs always have their legs folded up when they die, as there is no pressure exerted in the legs to extend them.

[Markus. D]

If you were to spell Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names backwards, it doesn't change the fact that they're still the hottest people in the world.

But he's so hottestguyintheworld eyed D:

I totally and absolutely second this!

[Levian]

Chinese Checkers originated in Germany.

Women originated from snails, they have long hair to hide their slimy antennas. "Women" with short hair are simply men trying to pose as women. (See Sinead o' Connor for reference.)