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    Moomba I Wish...

    I had a cat.

    I'm so very hungry

    Would you like to purchase a map of your house in case you get lost?
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    I had lasagne not too long ago.

    Though a cat is fine too.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    I had lasagne not too long ago.

    Though a cat is fine too.
    That reminds me of a story.

    When I was a young human I lived in a group home. One of the kids who lived with me had sex with a cat because well, he was messed up and apparently horny. Anyway he wanted to move to another group home and the staff said no. He asked why and I poked my head and the room and yelled "because it's on Garfield Street you sick smurf"

    And then I did something else, probably watched telemundo because I like to pretend that I'm cultured but in a blue collar way.
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    hey, I wish I had a cat too, but I don't think I would eat or have sex with it.

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    rubah's vore fetish

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    I would actually like to purchase a map. Do you have any of Downtown Cleveland?

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    I have two cats. I wish I didn't have to clean litter boxes.

    I was hungry, but I had a super nutritional smoothie and now I'm good.

    I just head down to the Tsunami Zone and I find my house. No map necessary.
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    That is just disturbing....:Eek:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I would actually like to purchase a map. Do you have any of Downtown Cleveland?


    Now pay me before I floss with your spinal cord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    hey, I wish I had a cat too, but I don't think I would eat or have sex with it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by The Space Pope View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I would actually like to purchase a map. Do you have any of Downtown Cleveland?


    Now pay me before I floss with your spinal cord.
    I said Downtown Cleveland.

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    THAT IS CLEVELAND

    DREW CARREY'S HOUSE PROVES IT
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    Where is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

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    I have a cat but I've never eaten or had sex with it. I hear they taste like chicken though.

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