Baloki Wins the Flying Mullet

[Yar]

Who do you secretly love but you express that love through what appears to be hate?

[Peegee]

Everybody. I'm serious too.

[Tavrobel]

Every lady friend of mine, ever. Except for the hot ones.

[Dignified Pauper]

I don't love anyone.

[Parker]

i express my love for girls through sweating a lot and breathing really loud!¬!

[Baloki]

I love Flying Mullet as much as I love those stinkin' Socs BoB and Psy! *shakes fist*

[Vermachtnis]

No one. I'm blunt and straight forward. My hatred really is hatred.

[Aerith's Knight]

I have mutual hate-love relationships with many many girls, the only difference is that the hate is also very very true.. Some will read this and say: "So true".

[Marshall Banana]

Pfft! I don't think so.

Also, it doesn't seem like anyone at EoFF hates me, so I have a very hate-free experience at EoFF - unlike Rye! Rye gets a lot of undeserved spitefulness.

[Shlup]

There are a few people who I secretly hate but pretend that I love. Does that count? My mother says I have to pretend to have manners.

[Yar]

I hate you guys

[Tavrobel]

Rye gets a lot of undeserved spitefulness.

I disagree. But that's because my scorn is always justified, simply by the virtue of me being correct. Always.

[Raistlin]

There are a few people who I secretly hate but pretend that I love.

Now now, no need to lie that it's all pretend.

[Jiro]

I don't pretend to hate anyone I love. I usually just try and annoy them for the attention. But I do pretend to like some people I hate because I'm just too goddamn lazy to argue with them.