"Wait wait wait" interrupted Rantzien. "How the hell can you create a black hole?"
"Through the power of rap, son. Check it." And lo, Quin did layeth down some phat beats.
My name's Quin Dawgg and I'm here today
To lay it straight on the line, okay?
I'm preachin' 'bout a faker
Aint nothin' but a taker
Rantzien goes around sayin' he's a hero,
For stopping krissy and beating Jiro
Back up bustah 'cause you just a zero
And look at this dirty filthy whore
With her weird-ass name, Melissaur
Trys to play like she a princess
Girl, you the product of incest
Y'all homies are just straight out whack
Gonna summon up a giant hole that's black.
Rantzien was taken aback. Nobody had ever served him before. Melissaur looked like she was about to cry, and Rantzien knew he had to do something. Aghast, the blood drained from his face. He couldn't go on...or could he? Those words...those words...!
Today's the day when I have my adventures
Step back, grandpa, or I'll knock out your dentures
Hey ladies, my name's MC Rantz
Just so you remember it when I'm in yo' pants
I'm a slam-talkin' Swede
Full of style and speed
Gonna send Quin's white ass back to France
Now Quin what are you doin', insultin' a lady?
I bet you never had a girlfriend you big fat baby
And please, that afro?
That's a no
It's gotta go
Fo' sho
You say you manipulate, like a master of puppets
Boy you couldn't even trick the muppets
Black hole? The only black holes round here
Are your mom's crotch, and the one in her rear
Peas.