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    Default Chapter 6: The unsteady hand that guides occam's razor

    The following episode of Rantzien's adventures contains a naughty word!!!

    theundeadhero stuffed Loony BoB into his cheeks like a hamster does with food, and began to digest him with his cheek acid.

    "Wait, weren't we supposed to be returning him to that girl or something?" queried Rantzien. theundeadhero stopped, looked at Rantzien with an "Oh shit" expression on his face. He spat BoB out with a loud "PFAH!"

    "He's still servicable. A touch melted, perhaps, but hopefully the lady won't take offence to that" said theundeadhero. Rantzien stared at the half-digested corpse.

    "Jesus christ, man, put him back, put him back." he ejaculated. "We don't have to tell that girl anything" he added, as theundeadhero began to consume Loony BoB's bloated body once more. "We never even have to see her again."

    ~

    Rantzien and theundeadhero were riding some motorbikes really fast and were doing stunts and jumps and flips and things. Then they found Jessweeeee who is actually a female.

    "Hello to you boys I am Jeswe" she said to the men they had got off their bikes to see to her. "Hello this is my Rantzien and this is theundeadhero" announced Rantzien. "We're going to cave. The cave has dragon and many monster inside. Can you point us?" "Yes" said Jesswee "but now you will be defeating me at tic tac toe." "Oh" said Rantzien and he did a ninja kick to some monkey pirates that were nearby and ready to perform assaults.

    INTERACTIVITY THYME! Anyone reading this thread can tell Rantzien where to put his O's. If you tie or beat Jessweeeeee she will tell them the right way to the cave! If not...
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