TODAYS EPISODE HAS A NAUGHTY WORD IN IT!

Rantzien slammed into the fuzzy abdomen of the Flying Mullet, flinging the two to the ground and they bounced several times. Flying Mullet responded by scooping Rantzien into the dirt and attempting to push through him.

Rantzien, using his elbow as a scorpion, drove Flying Mullet counterclockwise into a small grass. Flying Mullet had been expecting this and twisted back onto his bulging feet, ready for more combat.

"We meet again, Flying Mullet!" screeched Rantzien.
"I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU BACK IN PHUKET!" snarled Flying Mullet as he flipped Rantzien.
"Heh. Phuket. That almost sounds like "Fuck it." remarked Rantzien whimsically.
"No it doesn't, you are not the clever one you seem to think!" announced Flying Mullet with vigour.

Flying Mullet pounced forwards, bringing his knee into Rantzien's cavity, and Rantzien was stunned by this remarkable effort by the elder. Yet, he was not down and out, for he quickly squirmed into an advantageous position, clutching a clump of Mullet's auburn facial fur between his squashy fingers.

"I will stop your ending of the universe once and for all!" giggled Rantzien, his face contorted with glee.
"You think this is my doing? You are but a fool, Rantzien, you are but a fool!" belched Flying Mullet as he ducked under a Rantzien shoulder barrage.
"What! Oh no!" squealed Rantzien.

A crunching ear bite by Flying Mullet had Rantzien on the back foot. He knew this could possibly be the end and this wasn't even Flying Mullet's doing - he had said it wasn't him, after all!

Suddenly a laser SMASHED Flying Mullet and sent him careering off into Midnight Peak, a mountain where people who are not very skilled at things live.

"Mist me, Rantzien?" said theundeadhero, holding a laser in his bony hands.
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How long did he sleep for? Because surely he didn't sleep away the rest of his day of adventure!
Seventeen seconds.