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    dizzy up the girl Recognized Member Rye's Avatar
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    Default This is the greatest massage I've ever... seen on my computer?

    What is your favorite kind of massages? What's the best massage you've ever received.


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    Back rubs that quickly evolve into sex, ftw.

    That answers both questions.

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    Gonna have to agree with Rabbits on this one.

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    I'm going to have to third that notion.

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    SOMEONE JUST TOUCH ME. ANYONE

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    *patpats parker*

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    There's nothing like a really good full body massage. I lurve massages and often try and talk my dad into giving me a neck rub.


    I remember after having been on a 5 day trek in Nepal, me and my friend both immediately ordered a full body massage... like the second we came back to Kathmandu. It was soooooo good. Plus, we got a discount. What's not to love.

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    A friend unexpectedly started massaging my foot. At first it was weird, then I realised he was a really good foot massager and it felt amazing; it was weird.


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    I second Timekeeper. That kid he's talking about has magic hands or something.

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    Giving my girl a full body massage is always fun.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Shove your knuckles into my back, hard, and I am yours forever.

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    I like those chairs at the mall that give you a back rub for a dollar.

    Then they sleep with you.

    Filthy chairs.

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    I find those chairs to be incredibly uncomfortable.

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    Apparently I'm really good at giving a nice body massage, but when I ask for one, people refuse and give me some sort of excuse... I know I have no 'bodily' problems, so what gives!! :P IT MAKES ME SO MAD I TELL YOU!!

    I have gotten a full body Thai massage i Thailand.. Let me tell ya that I really needed to keep my tool down when her palms pressed down on the sides, close to groin area!! It was pleasant the experience but there was this guy who just wouldn't shut up in the other room!!


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