Over the summer I invited PG to my cottage.
He brought his keys down to the dock.
My mom had a few coolers and noticing that Mike brought his keys down picked them up and began to lecture him about how you should never bring your keys down to a dock because it just takes a bump for them to fall into the water. Meanwhile she's dangling them through a crack...
*slaps forehead as she loses them down the crack into the lake*

So have your parents met any EoFFers?
In what ways have they tortured your friends?