How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Momiji]

That being said, it would still be entertaining if the thread maker actually stuck around. However, I sincerely doubt it, since this sounds very mass-produced.

He stuck around a year ago. That's kind of how and when Roto got banned

[Agrias]

I was raised as a Jehovahs Witness. Although i am not in that religion right now, i still believe most of the teachings. However, i hope you know that most people here could care less about your rants. You're talking to people who would rather praise Hojo. ;o

[Breine]

k

xD


Anyway, not religious.

[NeoCracker]

Hojo is one sexy beast. I'd get on my hands and knees to pray to him any day...

I mean.....

It's to late to save myself, isn't it?

[Jiro]

Last time I read this, I thought the same thing - this doesn't mean anything to me. I just don't understand why some omnipotent and omnipresent being would care whether you prayed to him or not. Surely he's got better things to do then worry about your problems.

Religion is just something people use to give them hope. I have my own crap to give me hope.

Good to see you back xfrodobagginsx. Try not to get someone else banned this time. We miss Roto.

[Christmas]

I dun really live to prepare for my DEATH and where I will be staying after that.

[Madame Adequate]

That being said, it would still be entertaining if the thread maker actually stuck around. However, I sincerely doubt it, since this sounds very mass-produced.

He stuck around a year ago. That's kind of how and when Roto got banned

God works in mysterious ways.

[Laddy]

Should I get the Gay Jesus image?

[Jiro]

I dun really live to prepare for my DEATH and where I will be staying after that.

That is probably the deepest thing I have ever seen said with a attached to it.

[Timekeeper]

I dun really live to prepare for my DEATH and where I will be staying after that.

This is a great point!

But what if this heaven was full of beer volcanoes and had a stripper factory?

[Momiji]

That being said, it would still be entertaining if the thread maker actually stuck around. However, I sincerely doubt it, since this sounds very mass-produced.

He stuck around a year ago. That's kind of how and when Roto got banned

God works in mysterious ways.

[rubah]

Roto surely is smiling on us from ban-Heaven right now.

[leader of mortals]

Personally, I have no religion. I don't believe that, if there is a god, he would want only one single religion to be thought of as "correct". Think about it, there are and always have been many, many religions, so how do we know that only 1 is correct? We have been brainwashed all of our lives to believe 1 religion, and, even if there is a god and that 1 religion is correct, I do not see how a god will want us to have no free thought on the subject.

I believe that, if there is a god, God would want religious freedom.


Also, I believe in Evolution, but I find the Big Bang to be quite odd, and I also find the thought of a magical, infinitely powerful being to just exist out of nothing to be even odder. I believe that, if there is a god, he created the world and simple beings, and evolution created us.

[black orb]

>>> Worship god and not the devil.. thats enough to go to Heaven (i guess).

[Meat Puppet]

Technically I died a fortnight ago, and I can tell you in confidence that I am not going to heaven (although, from the looks of it, nobody is).