omg halp pleas

[Christmas]

Well a cat is always either HUNGRY or HORNY. If it is hungry, it will start eating you. So the best way is to distract it with cat porn or another cat of a different gender(Unless your cat is gay).

[rubah]

I... I don't have any cat porn...

[NorthernChaosGod]

Get a laser pointer and make it run around.

[Meat Puppet]

Goodnight, sweet Kitty.

[rubah]

as soon as I get a rice cooker, it's going to be kitty-fried rice all over this joint

[Chemical]

PG's little monster has chewed through 1 and a half bra straps, my camera strap, and a set of head phones.

[black orb]

>>> Feed the cat..

[Rachran]

look it directly in the eye and with a stern voice say STOP I DONT LIKE IT , im guessing it might understand english because is seems to have some sort of intellegence to bite off your fingers without you putting up any resistance or pushing it away and i tell you its hard to bite off a persons finger whilst being ninja

[Breine]

Awwww.


Some catnip should occupy it long enough for you to flee.

[Duce of Daggers]