The Picture Thread of wishing Shlup was Wearing a Bacon Bikini

[Sugpo4]

HEY GUYS MAYBE IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND POST A PICTURE OF MYSELF LOOKING INAPPROPRIATELY SERIOUS WITH MY WRIST COCKED LIKE A PONCE I'LL PICK UP SOME HOT ANIME OTAKU CHICK FROM THE INTERNET OH CAPS MIGHT HELP TOO AND PLEASE IGNORE THAT GUY'S NECK BEARD I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS. I LIVE IN WESTERN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, THE WORLD.



EDIT: I don't think this works like RSVP. Right? Right.

EDIT 2: I just looked at the front page again. SchlupQuack, I have formed reasonable grounds to believe that you and I should bone. Or exchange nudes.

[Shlup]

You just don't like being unbanned do you? xD

A) Bald is unpleasant. You might be attractive with hair. Why are you bald? What made you think that was a good idea?

B) I'm married.

[Bunny]

B) I'm married.

So?

[Shlup]

BUNNY YOU ARE NOT HELPFUL.

[Bunny]

SHLUPQUACK THIS IS NOT NEWS

[Sugpo4]

This is my hair about 10 minutes before it got shaved off. Believe it or not!

The reasoning behind it is aerodynamics. I go faster now with less wind resistance. Give me a racing stripe and you may as well call me The Flash.

Oh, and I "might" be attractive if I had hair? That is so god damned unfair. Just because you're like, a married-with-kids-cougar, you think you can just crush my ego. Man. You could at LEAST say "Oh, hi there vague and obscure internet personality that I spoke to on AIM sometimes several years ago, I like your two-tone shirt. It matches your eyes."

So cold to me man.

[Loony BoB]

Oh, hi there vague and obscure internet personality that I spoke to on AIM sometimes several years ago, I like your two-tone shirt. It matches your eyes.

[Sugpo4]

You're not a hot chick on the internet though so it doesn't quite count.

[Loony BoB]

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

[Aerith's Knight]

Necro/AK/hero: I'm never letting any of you near my little sisters! *protective*

But I can get you *insert thing that you really want*!

You can't keep our love apart! Me and.. Uhm.. I should know this... Danielle! See? I knew it...

Dang, well, it would've been awesome having BoB as a brother in law.

[Loony BoB]

You'd think that, but it's far better not being the guy who can potentially upset my little sister, I assure you.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'd never do that! Well.. never on purpose, anyway. I mean, having a BoB in law is awesome. We could bump fists and whatnot. It'd be great.

Think about it.

[Loony BoB]

I don't tolerate unintentionally upsetting my little sisters. And they can upset easy. And then I'll bump my fist against something, alright...

People who know me should not date my little sisters. That's about the end of it, as far as I'm concerned. I'm trying to think of anyone from EoFF that I wouldn't mind as a brother in law. Maybe Lev. The rest of you are weird.

[Old Manus]

Surely this is Award Guy double standards

[Loony BoB]

We have our agreements. And let's face it - if you were a girl, would you like to sleep with someone who looks, sounds, smells, feels and acts so similar to your brother? Ew!