SO, a man and a woman, both newly single, are at a bar. They get to talking, and the guy's like "I just broke up with my ex girlfriend because she wasn't kinky enough for me." The woman replies "No way, I just broke up with my boyfriend for the same reason!"

One thing leads to another and she invites him back to her house. They go to the bedroom and she tells him to wait on the bed while she goes to change. She goes to the bathroom and comes back out decked out in leather and carrying a cat-o-nine-tails. The man is putting on his coat and shoes and about to leave.

The woman asks "Why are you leaving? I thought you said you were into this sort of stuff." To which the man replies: "Oh, I am into kinky stuff - I just had sex with your dog and took a in your purse."

BA-ZING~~~