"Ninja killed my family. Need money for karate lessons!"

[Iceglow]

I don't know what my sign would say, hopefully I'll never have to write one.

The most genius hobo I ever saw was an irish guy who came round with a full comedy set up his sleeve. I'd heard quite a few of his jokes before but it didn't stop him being funny. He was the only hobo I have given any money to for around a year.

[Chemical]

My sign: "I left my home in my other pair of pants"

Best seen: "Kick a punk for a buck"

[Moon Rabbits]

I would go to downtown in my suit and tie and slacks and shiny shoes, and have a sign that says:


Economy hurts even me

I'd probably kick you.

Best seen: "Kick a punk for a buck"

Where was this!? I swear I've seen that sign before!!

Incidentally, the lack of hobo love in this thread depresses me. I give change to the homeless whenever I can afford it.

[Jojee]

I've given change to bums before, but most of the time they're just asking me to be their woman or something equally weird!

I'd make reference to nerdy geek things and the geeks will give me money ^o^ Itam zenny plszzszzssss.

[Loony BoB]

All I know is that

"Will take bribes for Ciddies"

Does. Not. smurfing. Work.

[McLovin']

What's really fun is to stand next to a hobo and pretend you are one too and have your friend walk by and drop some money in your little can.

I did that to this one hobo while he was playing a flute or whatever and lol@his face when my friend dropped a 20 in my little jacket cushion.

[Moon Rabbits]

What's really fun is to stand next to a hobo and pretend you are one too and have your friend walk by and drop some money in your little can.

I did that to this one hobo while he was playing a flute or whatever and lol@his face when my friend dropped a 20 in my little jacket cushion.

That's just mean.

[Skyblade]

All I know is that

"Will take bribes for Ciddies"

Does. Not. smurfing. Work.

I dunno, Bob. Twere I ever to see a hobo with that sign, I would most definitely dole out some change.

[Psychotic]

I'd draw a picture of a dog with three legs and write "This is my dog" underneath it. People always feel sorry for hobos with dog amputees!

I did that to this one hobo while he was playing a flute or whatever and lol@his face when my friend dropped a 20 in my little jacket cushion.

Hahahaha. Although I am surprised you didn't get shanked.

[Montoya]

I've never seen any creative ones. Just people with signs that say they need money cause their car broke down or they need money for gas.

I'd just make a sign that says I need money, food, or an opportunity to make money. I'd want to get out of my homeless state as quickly as possible.