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Lynx's Friend Application, Text Version
-PERSONAL INFORMATION-(Technically, you need to fill this section out.)
Date :
First Name :
Middle Initial :
Last Name:
Mailing Address :
D.O.B. :
E-mail Address :
Gender : Male ( ) Female ( ) ?!? ( )
Phone No. :
Are you either a citizen of your respective country, or an alien authorized to work in said respective country? Yay ( ) Nay ( ) Possibly ( )
Should the previous question have any bearing on our prospective friendship? Yay ( ) Nay ( ) I don’t know ( )
[+]Do you feel the need to share more irrelevant information? If so, proceed to the section below.
Nationality :
Ethnicity :
Religion :
Sexual Orientation:
Job and/or Pay Rate :
Are You 18 Years Of Age Or Older? Yes ( ) No ( )
Want Me To Hold This Against You? Yes ( ) No ( )
Electoral Party Affiliation :
Underground Cult Associations :
Credit Card Information :
Do You Have Any Pets? Yes ( ) No ( )
Do You Believe In The Supernatural? Yes ( ) No ( )
Mind If I Make Fun Of You For It? Yes ( ) No ( )
Anything Else You Feel You Should Share?
-PERSONAL RESPONSES-
Why do you wish to be my friend?
What do you expect to gain from this relationship?
How would you define friendship?
Do you have any talents, skills, or specialties that would interest me in being your friend?
What do you find important for the basis of creating a friendship?
Do you believe you can be friends with a person radically different from yourself, who maybe shares only one real factor in common with you?
-QUICK INTEREST CHECKLIST (Yes or No or Somewhat)-
Do you have an interest in anime?
Do you have an interest in manga?
Do you have an interest in video games?
Do you have an interest in pretentiousness?
Do you have the desire to own the Sudetenland?
Do you have an interest in necrophilia?
Do you possess a twisted, or rather unusual sense of humor?
Do you have a love of art, digitally?
Do you have a love of art, physically?
Do you have an interest in emo/punk music?
Do you have an interest in J-pop/rock music?
Do you have an interest in orchestrated or symphonic music?
Do you have an interest in foreign languages?
Do you like cheesecake?
Do you have undeniable urges to harass others out of the blue with random songs?
Is sarcasm your cup of tea?
Do you have a fondness of 1337 speak?
Do you enjoy receiving often offensive or otherwise non-PG-13 links?
Do you have a tendency to *poke*, *prod*, or otherwise *touch* people you IM?
Do you have an interest in poetry, horrible, wonderful, or otherwise?
Do you have an interest in role-playing?
Are you prone to daring friends to commit idiotic acts or are you such a friend?
And that’s it! You’re done. All you have to do is send this baby back to me and finalize your answers by putting your name in the blank below (reading what you're agreeing to is a good idea as well). Thank you!
I, __________________________, hereby swear that any and all answers above were done so by me, falsified or otherwise. I understand that because of my answers, I may or may not be liked and thus not become a friend of , also known as Genius Lynx. I also recognize the fact that regardless of filling out this form and having its answers meet ’s (Lynx’s) satisfaction, he still may hate me, if indeed he didn’t like me previous to this. This agreement is not subject to change, even upon revision. I have and read and understood this agreement; my signature (or typed substitute of such) affirms all of this, and Lynx is awesome.
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November's Theme: Friendship. What Do You look For In A Friend?
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