Eyeson: Episode 5
Six months isn't that long so shut it.
Demon Dude was killed in an unfortunate accident.
Moon Rabbits and qwertysaur purchased lot 47 together. <3
Genius Lynx
When I first found Lynx, he was at the local art museum, not making friends with Fonz.
I don't know why he was even there--he hates art.
Anyway, back at the lovely home he shares with Rubah, Fonz, and Dr. Pauper...
...nothing was happening.
Oh, Christmas and I were playing tag across the street. That was happening.
Lynx made a salad.
And then ate it. Alone.
Dr. Pauper worked on his dissertation.
And Lynx fell asleep, dreaming of monies.
And I screamed.
AHHHRRRGGGHHH! Gotta do something.
Gotta find someone to play with.
No one at the gym.
('Cause you're all fat.)
The library, for some reason, is always a good place to meet people.
Dammiiiiiiit!
At least he'll always have himself.
Ah-HA! Jessw will play with Lynx!
...
...Did I mention that [Sim] Lynx is kind of a dick?
BoB:
Whee! WHEE!! I LOVE THE SWING!
Lynx:
DAMMIT I'LL KILL YOU!
Ahahahahahaha, pwnd.
And he's already onto his next evil plan...
...of walking his sorry-ass home.
Meanwhile, behind Lynx, Shoe and Chloe are doing whaaaaat?
Vote now: Cute or wrong?
Alright, Lynx, we need to do something. In fact, this is the point where I played another neighborhood for several months.
And then I came back and learned that, when in cameraman mode, if you hold CTRL+A or D you can tilt the camera.
You will be seeing a lot of this from now on. TILT!
TILT!
PINK GIRAFFE!
Lynx:
Don't worry, baby, I got this.
EXPANSION PACK GET! Screw the rest of these boneheads, Lynx is going to Egypt.
Rubah came too. 'Cause why not?
Cocky priss.
...Not quite as luxurious as I was expecting.
Oh, hey, an adventure board.
This is totally the first time I've played this expansion pack, by the way.
LYNX LET'S ADVENTURE!!
...While Rubah reads. I smurfing hate bookworm Sims.
Look how happy he is!
Also, when I changed Lynx's shirt I couldn't find any shoes I liked so he doesn't get any.
Yo, bitch, I heard you got an adventure for me.
Oh, yeah, workin' hard.
Chick:
I totally forgot my homework in the bottom of like a tomb or something. It's actually right by your camp.
Will you bring it to me? I'd get it myself but Egyptian Oprah is starting.
So we buy our essential
adventure supplies.
From this guy. Look how happy he is to see us!
During this time, Lynx is wishing he had stayed home and enrolled in a career as a stylist.
YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE HAIR, LYNX!
Ehehe! He's always so excited!
I love how he runs everywhere and his little feet go pit-pat-pit-pat.
Nearby, Rubah is making friends with strangers. Based on what that guys thinking, this is probably not the best idea.
Before you adventure you gotta
hydrate! TAKE NOTE!
Oh. This is a little... underwhelming.
Oo, questionable stairs.
Now we're talkin'! Dead people = ADVENTURE!
I can find monies!
TREASURE!!
And then this happened and I was like whaaaaa--
And then even as I was making fun of Lynx for being dumbfounded by shiny I realized that, if I exited cameraman mode, there was LOOT!
The loot was a keystone. OMG I feel like I'm playing Neverwinter Nights except cuter!
Don't start getting smug now.
That didn't last long. Spooky music has started.
What's this...?
It's a thing with feet prints! Put your feet there immediately; it is undoubtedly safe!
I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!
Do-do-do-DOOOOOOO! [That was Zelda-get music, k.]
I honestly kind of expected monsters to jump out. And then I remembered I was playing The Sims and was like baw.
Well that was exciting.
...Now what. I'm kind of lonely.
Oo, dessert trash. GET IT!
...Wait, what. Lynx is confusing.
I tried to get him to do something else but he just bitched at me until I let him go to sleep. Pansy.
Anyway, he gave the chick her homework back.
And then was off to find another adventure!
What's Rubah doing?
Ooooo, I peeked.
I went to talk to the next adventure-giving person, but she ran away. >:[
Thankfully, she remained right there and in that position until Lynx caught up.
She's all "Hey, buddeh, go collect some valuable rocks for me around the pyramids." So Lynx did because
adventure.
We found one rock, but it wasn't even the right kind. Lynx was getting sad.
So he took a shower-in-a-can and got happy again! YAAAY!
So I decided that looking for rocks
around the pyramid was lame and had Lynx poke the door.
I actually jumped a little when it opened; I thought it wasn't gonna. I love how that other adventurer totally doesn't notice.
Yaaay! Adventure, adventure!
Now this is the good stuff.
Lynx is loosing his enthusiasm quickly.
You and me both, buddy. Hmm....
Oh
, oh
, Lynx you did something!
I'm sorry I didn't mean to kill yooooouuuu!
Oh, hey, a tiny bag of money. What was all the drama-face for?
Next room contains yet more adventure! Let's die today! Yaaaay!
No you may not GTFO! Do things!
Hmm... Treasure in front of a strategically placed hole. That's not suspicious.
THAT IS NOT WHAT I HAD EXPECTED.
New plan!
Lynx, cram your hand in that dark mummy-tomb hole!
Yes you can be a hair stylist when you get home! Now cram deeper!
Success!
We have completed a room! I feel so accomplished!
Constant dart-streams... I do not think that is very economical.
~PART 2 IS IN THE NEXT POST~
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
Just because YOU get all saucy and firey hawt in the pants when she goes insane on you doesn't mean all the rest of us do
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
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