The Sims 3: Eyeson (Episode 5 ~ in post 450)

**Shlup** · 08-07-2010, 06:45 AM

Here, Lynx, do some manual labor.

OMG stop to scratch your ass one more time I swear. D:

Oo, we found an ancient Egyptian refrigerator.

I LOVE TREASURE!

Hmm...

OH YAY WE CAN SLEEP IN HERE!

I would kind of prefer to leave my clothes on in the mummy-filled pyramid though. Just sayin'.

Skeeeeerry.

Oo, Rubah's awake. What's she doin'?

DAMMIT! Now she doesn't even come out of her tent to read.

Hey, look, a room with six wall-holes. Only one of which is lit up green with a path leading to it.

Let's try not that one! I'm sure it's safe!

Yay! A sparkle!

!

Sorry, buddeh.

Oh. Well then.

New plan!

Stick your hand in the hole!

A newcomer appears!

It's Rubah and her disdain!

Maybe let's try sticking our hand in the obviously correct dark hold.

Oh

! That's a dart to the eye for Lynx!

And sparkles for Rubah!

Onward!

Yeeeaaaah! This room is full of adventure!

Lynx gets to work dragging solid stone through fire...

...while Rubah hides in a comfortable corner and has shady conversations on her cell phone.

Hmmm... Another drag-something-onto-me platform appeared.

I have a plan!

Rubah, be useful!

Yes, Lynx, you are a pawn!

And the prize behind door number one is...

A huge smurfing pile of rubble to clear out! Yay!

Rubah begins to re-think this whole "adventure" thing.

Meanwhile, Lynx's hard work is rewarded with... another rubble pile!

Clear that out and...

This looks suspicious.

Let's walk straight to the other door!

Oh that's why the floor was colored like lava.

Sorry, buddeh.

Rubah: Hmm... Something's different about you, Lynx... I can't put my finger on it.

Let's do this the correct way, shall we?

Ahaha, guess Lynx isn't following Rubah any further.

Treasure's all yours, Rubah.

The impatient ass is gonna run through the fire!

Oh, hey, he did it right.
He must be thinking of Eye of the Tiger.

Team work.

Lynx is whining that he's lonely, so I had him call Momiji while Rubah contemplated the boulder.

Correction: mystical boulder. -_-;

Goddammit! I thought I was getting near a mummy!

Oh well, back home.

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I'm conflicted 'cause it was fun to have ADVENTURE, but I missed antics of the other Sims. In TS2, time stood still back at home when a Sim was on vacation. I'm not yet sure if that's the case in TS3. I wonder if Shluplette and Quacklorina are children yet. *tear*

The character sign-up form has been updated to reflect the new expansion packs. Yeah, I got both of them. Yay!

View the entire Episode 5 gallery, which includes 18 pics not posted in this episode, here.[/QUOTE]

**Bunny** · 08-07-2010, 07:10 AM

Why does Rubah look like Russell Brand?

Can I be in the next one? I'll fill out the sign up thing later.

**Shlup** · 08-07-2010, 07:12 AM

Ahaha, she kinda does. I dunno, Sim Rubah is cute.

I dunno about the next one since I'm playing right now. I suppose it depends on how soon you fill out the thing so I can make your Sim.

**Bunny** · 08-07-2010, 09:04 AM

If you do not make me, I will come to your house and creep all up and down your block.

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2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult Young adult.

3) Describe your skin tone. Shades of blue, green, and pink are also available. Fairly pale but not completely. I have a little bit of color, although not much.

4) Describe how much fat is on your body. I can grab a fat roll if I try really, really, really hard. People hit me really hard when I tell them I am fat.

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Formal: dark "dress jeans" and a long-sleeve button down t-shirt.
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Swimsuit: Regular swimming shorts.

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**Laddy** · 08-07-2010, 10:11 AM

Dammit, I wasted my first-ever orgasm on you, ShlupQuack.

With that aside, I surely appreciate your posting of this!

**vinnie's mini's** · 08-07-2010, 12:44 PM

That adventure was awesome!

I love how Lynx gets burnt and ends up with more hair! Such magical fire!

**Madame Adequate** · 08-07-2010, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by vinnie's mini's

I love how Lynx gets burnt and ends up with more hair! Such magical fire!

I thought that was hilarious, but I don't know why.

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE SHLUPPYKINS~

***Psychotic*** · 08-07-2010, 02:37 PM

Haha, ancient Egyptian tomb raiding, fantastic. Do mummies come out and attack?

Can't wait for the February update!

**Christmas** · 08-07-2010, 02:48 PM

I love how Lynx gets burnt and ends up with more hair! Such magical fire!

I think Lynx turned into a Super Saiyan when he got burnt!

***Loony BoB*** · 08-07-2010, 03:15 PM

Oh hey you've done stuff again! Yay, I missed this thread. Adventure was okay but I agree that mass antics are more amusing than Egypt.

**Iceglow** · 08-07-2010, 03:39 PM

Yeah knowing Shlup it'll be another 6months before we actually get an update out of her (wench) however the next update should definitely include the awesomeness that is MULLET STEVE!!!!!