Wanking has never actually helped me falling asleep.
The only thing that really works for me, is turn off all the lights so it's pitch black, lay back and close my eyes and just lay there until I fall asleep.
If I start watching a film, I watch it all.
I haven't really had much trouble sleeping lately, I'm always shattered from work so the latest I'm in bed is like 12. :
I don't think my husband would appreciate it if I woke him up by wanking next to him in bed. I stick with the dirty thoughts. But girly dirty, not boy filthy porno dirty.
BJ and I fall asleep every night to an episode of The Office. Before that it was South Park and before that it was The Simpsons. Watching something familiar allows us to close our eyes and picture it in our heads, which quickly leads to sleep.
£20 says he wouldn't mind.
Do it really loudly and see how long it takes him to get bored listening and screw you.
That's officially the weirdest thing I have ever said on EoFF ever.