Originally Posted by Montoya
i feel like the more i try to sleep the more i start to think
i feel like the more i try to sleep the more i start to think
Wanking has never actually helped me falling asleep.
Me neither, and the time I tried to bore myself to sleep with rugby statistics didn't work either. Although there was the time when I was with my ex when I got him to tell me jokes. They were really bad and I went to sleep pretty quick that night.
You're terrible.Terrible.Sarah Silverman.
no your terribleYou're terrible.Terrible.Sarah Silverman.
Yay!!!! now i'm involved
The only thing that really works for me, is turn off all the lights so it's pitch black, lay back and close my eyes and just lay there until I fall asleep.
If I start watching a film, I watch it all.
I haven't really had much trouble sleeping lately, I'm always shattered from work so the latest I'm in bed is like 12. :
This is true but I'm glad you didn't argue against my point.You're terrible.Terrible.Sarah Silverman.
I think dirty thoughts. They relax me.
I don't think my husband would appreciate it if I woke him up by wanking next to him in bed. I stick with the dirty thoughts. But girly dirty, not boy filthy porno dirty.
BJ and I fall asleep every night to an episode of The Office. Before that it was South Park and before that it was The Simpsons. Watching something familiar allows us to close our eyes and picture it in our heads, which quickly leads to sleep.
£20 says he wouldn't mind.
We've been together nearly nine years. He would mind.
i'll get in on that £20 it is
Fine, you're on.
BJ's not home until Saturday though.
Do it really loudly and see how long it takes him to get bored listening and screw you.
That's officially the weirdest thing I have ever said on EoFF ever.
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