So I was at this concert for this totally kicking band that I totally love and the singer was kinda being a cockbag. Trying to rouse the crowd, make some noise, same old rockstar bull. Anyway, he told the French to get the smurf out all rudely but I guess he was joking, which is cool. About the same time, I had to take an awesome dump so I got up and the singer cockbagged me out. Had to think quickly on my feet though and I told him I was just taking a piss. He was being a funny guy and told me he wanted a story about it afterwards, which I ignored flatly.

Anyway, I get back and he stops in the middle of my favorite song, crowd going wild beforeso, and he asks me about my piss. I'm confused as smurf because I totally forgot about this cockbag moron being a cockbag moron but I told him i t was awesome anyway (the piss anyway, my dump clogged the toilet all monster-like). So I go to retake my seat when they invite me and my girl up on stage, which was pretty smurfing cool of them after being such annoying tools. So we go up there and this god damn singer tries to be hilarious by saying that the entire crowd was hear to join me and my girl in holy matrimony. Totally smurfing ruined the entire thing but whatever, I'm gonna steal his joke. So I pull out this awesome diamond ring right there and give it to my girl and she says yes, of course. I'm the Crown prince of mothersmurfing Japan you don't say no to me.

Anyway, the rest of the concert was pretty cool but I was still pissed that he ruined my proposal so I sent a load of ninjas to his tourbus to annoy him for awhile. I also totally dropped an upper decker in their bus bathroom. See how long it takes them to find that .

Pretty cool day though.