The messenger read aloud from the heavy stone tablet he had carried across half the realm to bring to the fortified fortress of Towntwinkles it's runic message etched by the hand of The King himself, "It is with great sadness I write to you kin of Towntwinkles, the rule of Loony BoB is over his incompetence in commanding the armies of Towntwinkles against ambushes and attacks by the conniving Goblins of my realm means I have no other choice. Towntwinkles must be ruled by military acumen and might. I have spent a long time looking through the records of the military in Towntwinkles, my initial choice it seems would have been DK the great champion, however with the recent events taken in to account and little else to choose from other than psychos and weirdos I have decided that it shall fall upon the elite champion marksdwarf Iceglow to reverse the misfortunes that have befallen the fortress of late. All hail the new regeant, Iceglow Ushatoltar lord of Towntwinkles."

Iceglow's crossbow banged with a hollow thud against the door of the grand meeting hall made by Psychotic as all eyes in the room turned on him. Some of the dwarves bore testament to the many fights that had besieged his people of late. He refused to be parted from his crossbow, Miriel his love often despaired of the fact that he refused to put it down but like he always said "You never know with the blithering idiots who have led us will not let us know that there is imminent danger." Now it seemed the blithering idiot would be him...he tugged his beard nearly ripping it off as he tried to make himself look as much a piece of the door as possible. Shlup moved first walking up and slapping him so hard on the shoulder he got propelled across the room in to the regeants throne. "Well done, now get on with it!" she said grinning broadly, Iceglow could have shot her for that he thought. "I...I cannot lead, I'm just a marksdwarf! Anyhow I don't want to be one of those blithering idiots who rules this place for the King, tell him I couldn't care less, tell him to come do it himself! I don't need to be holding Celes' hand every time she needs to go toilet I don't even like Celes Rithbavast and most of you are merely passing acquaintances I wouldn't so much as give time of day to except to go drinking with you. I...Aww shucks lets get on with it!"

And so a new era in the history of Towntwinkles begins, Iceglow is in control lets try not to kill you all.