Oh. The hair on your head. You confused me when you said you looked DOWN and saw it. Ok, that's not so bad.

A friend of mine once went to pee in a skeevy 7-11 bathroom at like, 3 am or something. She said that she went into the stall and the toilet seat was crawling with tiny reddish-brown spiders, so she ran out of there. Only later, when telling the story of the Toilet Spiders, did she realize what they really were.

Topic? I got nothin'. Oh no wait yes I do.... I had a really bad day last week, because it was raining and my hair (on my head) was all frizzy and awful. I tried tying it different ways, but no dice. So I put on a hat. When in doubt, rock the hats.