Oscar the Grouch would have a hard time dealing with my mess.

I only clean when it smells or I know a hot girl/guy is coming over.

Kind of in the middle. It looks clean, but I disguise it enough so no one notices how messy it is!

Kind of dirty, mainly clean. TAKE THAT MOM!

My place is so fresh and so clean, clean!

Mr. Clean would cry in joy because my living space is that neat!

I refuse to answer this poll.

I got drunk once and urinated in the cat box.

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