The Twilight Saga: New Moon

[Rye]

Fine fine fine. Shlup is right, it's a better movie than the first one. It definitely picks up with the wolf and Volturi stuff.

And Italy! I wish the Italy parts were a bigger bulk of the film. Loved how they ended that whole segment. That is what vampires do, not twinkle like little stars.

Vapor Edward was kinda hysterical.

As for Stewart, I find her unwatchable even in interviews. I hate how stilted she is with her dialogue. It's almost like a half stutter. And the way the words have to sort of force their way out of her mouth as though she's too tired or stoned to bother uttering her lines. It's like she's being forced to play the role and her discomfort is distracting and awkward. And it makes me want to slap a bitch, cause if you're being paid to do a job, do it right! Do you think Stephen Moyer, likes running around as a Southern Vampire gentlemen always yelling, "SUCKEH IS MAHN!! MAHN!" all the time? I doubt it! Dialogue can be cheesy as hell, but it sure comes out better if the actor is committed to their role, regardless of how lame they think it is. Or in this case, how lame it *actually* is.

Yeah. I can't stand Kristin Stewart. She looks like an anemic bitch and her voice is really mean. She actually looks meaner than Megan Fox. What a concept.

[PeneloRatsbane]

Yeah. I can't stand Kristin Stewart. She looks like an anemic bitch and her voice is really mean. She actually looks meaner than Megan Fox. What a concept.

What? I mean i'm no fan of this twilight thingy cos come on its for 12 year old girls. but saying someone looks mean is kind of ridiculous, whats wrong with looking mean, just the way their faces are.

[Markus. D]

The soundtrack is superb... and having had it since release I looked forward to seeing how they used it for the movie.

I knew songs would pop up at this and that moment etc xD (eg. I KNEW Bon Iver/St. Vincent's song would play during a sadface montage XDDDD!)

Music didn't suit Bella's "D;" scenes, I think the orchestral score tried WAY too hard and it would have been a lot less akward if they left it silent.

I loved the special effects and I loved how beatifully atmospheric Victoria dodging Wolves to Thom York's Hearing damage was, no seriously, I loved that scene so much I'd go see it again just to experience that gorgeously done scene.

But not see it for Bella and Edwards need to snog so constantly, if we were to string them all together their kisses go twice as long as Watchman's sex scene.

ps: (SPOILER)Alice and Jasper were so fricken' prettyful

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can't believe this movie dethroned The Dark Knight as highest opening day.

(580): That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

Oh god please let this be lies

I've been hearing it a lot.

[charliepanayi]

It did beat The Dark Knight's opening day total, and in the end had the third biggest opening weekend ever, behind Spiderman 3 and The Dark Knight.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, smurf that. smurf that hard.

Sparkly vampires fairies have no business beating out Batman at anything. It's a travesty.

[krissy]

TEAM JACOB

[Shlup]

*bans*

[Raebus]

At the cinema I work at, we actually had a few fans taking photos infront of the new moon standees and hugging the cardboard. Me and the rest of the staff agreed that they were retards.

[Shlup]

lawl

Twilight Cycles from Brandon Routh - Video

[Raistlin]

Hahaha, that's great. That slogan is priceless.

Also, those actors seem better than the real ones.

[Markus. D]

YouTube - New Moon Dubbed - Trailer 3

[NorthernChaosGod]

TEAM JACOB

TEAM CEDRIC

[Raistlin]

Ok, after reading this, I want to see them try to make a fourth movie.

And also: Meyer is smurfing sick. Seriously, seriously disturbed.

[Sephex]

Ok, after reading this, I want to see them try to make a fourth movie.

And also: Meyer is smurfing sick. Seriously, seriously disturbed.

I haven't laughed that hard in ages.