A couple of his facts are wrong and he leaves out some of my favorite things (eg, when the baby is first pulled form Bella, it has a full set of teeth and starts to eat her), but, yes, Breaking Dawn is going to be epic.
Also, New Moon in 15 Minutes has been posted. I super highly recommend it, as well as Twilight in 15 Minutes for those who haven't read it.
Breaking Dawn would probably cross over into "so bad it's good" territory if it weren't being marketed at teenagers. The butthurt from disappointed smeyer fans alone was utterly hilarious.
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
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I suspect with Breaking Dawn they'll do what was done with the film adaptation of Hannibal, and they may try to find a way of getting around plot points that in the book caused howls of derision. Mind you, I could be wrong...
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Amazing.
The entire series causes howls of derision. What they'd need to work around is all the disgusting crap that would really freak out parents.
My Mom can't wait to go see this movie.
I meant howls of derision even from some people who liked the books.The entire series causes howls of derision. What they'd need to work around is all the disgusting crap that would really freak out parents.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
So I just saw New Moon with Shlup. Pretty good adaptation, much better than the first one. It was still lame and all, but I enjoyed in nonetheless.
Put some shirts on, wolf boys.
Put some shirts on skinny and lame wolf boys. Keep thatOFF Lautner boy.
I'm not even gay and I have a crush on a minor! Time to join the Church, I think.
Ha! Mandee and I were discussing that we cant get over his nose enough to want him. And I prefer the skinny ones anyway. Give me a scrawny man over a super buff guy any day.
Don't bother with the church thing though. We'll just spray you down with some cheap holy water and all will be fine.
Except for, you know, those urges.
THE DEVIN'S ADVOCATE: WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
If Cronenberg directed Breaking Dawn I'd probably go see it.
He does have a bit of a shovel face.
He has a turnip for a nose. And his head is too small for his neck muscles. I am just not ready to go pedo for that dude. Give me pale and wiry. And tortured. Tortured boys whose souls can only be soothed by your sweet touch are soooo hot.
I liked the part at the beginning when Edward triple-parked his SUV in front of the school.
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