The rules of life

[Levian]

1. People Suck

You suck

2. Life's a bitch and then you die

If life's a bitch, then what's so wrong about dying anyway!

3. Strangers are idiots unless you have proof that states otherwise

Your best friend used to be a stranger! Although I suppose your best friend could possibly be an idiot sometimes for all I know. Also, I once accidentally spilled vegetables and water on a stranger. He didn't kill me, something I personally appreciate.

4. You'll get older but probably not any wiser

I've never spilt vegetables on anyone since.

5. What you think of has most likely already been done

Snuff-remake of Cujo starring Paris Hilton.

6. Wishes will never come true

I wish you don't get banned. OH SNAPZ

7. Even if you aim to be the best there will always be one better then you.

Stop aiming, let it spray!

8. Dreams are foolish

Said the young maiden to Freddy Krueger.

9. What you enjoy doing will probably not bring food on the table

Are you telling me that sprinting around the park rubbing dog feces into my hair won't bring food to the table? Eh, whatever, I usually just eat it straight out of the hair anyway.

10. The past will always be better then the future

You'll see, you'll all see! When I slay the dragon the unicorns will burst out of the cave and sprinkle starry urine above the nation and there will be no more thirst! Heck, even the clarinet of little Marie will be returned, the instrument she spent her very last pennies on. LITTLE MARIE! Don't say it isn't worth it.

[Christmas]

That is the longest post by Levian recently.

[Levian]

That's a one liner by Christmas, as usual!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nothing turns out how you'd expect

Unless you go in with no expectations.

[b1o]

:P Levian <3

[rubah]

Nothing turns out how you'd expect

Unless you go in with no expectations.

wouldn't that be the same as expecting nothing to happen?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nothing turns out how you'd expect

Unless you go in with no expectations.

wouldn't that be the same as expecting nothing to happen?

No.

[rubah]

but as long as something.. turned out, it wouldn't match your [lack of] expectations

[blackmage_nuke]

1) Proper breathing is the key to firebending

[Raistlin]

but as long as something.. turned out, it wouldn't match your [lack of] expectations

True, but I think the point is that it wouldn't contradict anything, either. Example: you go to a movie with no expectations. You're obviously not expecting nothing to happen, since the movie will obviously happen; you just haven't developed a preconceived notion of what you think of it.

[Bunny]

I stand by my previous assertion.

[Raistlin]

Do you really have to try first, or could you just skip that part?

[NorthernChaosGod]

but as long as something.. turned out, it wouldn't match your [lack of] expectations

True, but I think the point is that it wouldn't contradict anything, either. Example: you go to a movie with no expectations. You're obviously not expecting nothing to happen, since the movie will obviously happen; you just haven't developed a preconceived notion of what you think of it.

This.

[Shauna]

1) Don't take everything so seriously.

[Shoeberto]

The outcome of everything is based heavily on your attitude.