The rules of life

[b1o]

Hi everybody it has been a while. anyways i have been putting up a list of the simple rules of life and i was thinking i should ask you guys what you think. so here we go:
1. People Suck
2. Life's a bitch and then you die
3. Strangers are idiots unless you have proof that states otherwise
4. You'll get older but probably not any wiser
5. What you think of has most likely already been done
6. Wishes will never come true
7. Even if you aim to be the best there will always be one better then you.
8. Dreams are foolish
9. What you enjoy doing will probably not bring food on the table
10. The past will always be better then the future

[Christmas]

1 and all) Treasue every moment of life.

[b1o]

Treasure every happy moment because there sure will be a sad moment to take away the happiness any second :)

[The Man]

wow, and I thought I was cynical. Then again, as Carlin said, the real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's going to be all right

[b1o]

Rules are rules cynical or not ;)

[Quindiana Jones]

Wow you're so dark and cynical and cool. Let's date.

[b1o]

^^

[themagicroundabout]

1). Never smile at a crocodile
2). No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
3). Don't be taken in by his welcome grin, he's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
4). Never smile at a crocodile
5). Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
6). Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day, clear the aisle but,
7). Never smile at Mister Crocodile

[Christmas]

Oh dear, I smiled at Mister Crocodile and crocodile yesterday.

[Breine]

4. You'll get older but probably not any wiser

Disagreed.

[Meat Puppet]

1) you are born
2) you will die

everything in between is up to you (feat. like the laws of physics and friends)

[Bunny]

1) If at first you don't succeed, give up and get hammered.

[b1o]

1). Never smile at a crocodile
2). No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
3). Don't be taken in by his welcome grin, he's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
4). Never smile at a crocodile
5). Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
6). Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day, clear the aisle but,
7). Never smile at Mister Crocodile

1, 4 and 7 seemed a bit similar

[rubah]

Nothing turns out how you'd expect

[Aurey]

23. diamonds are forever.