Trying to be somewhat objective, I don't consider the TV show to be much above mediocre, with a couple of good characters and the occasional interesting subplot. I freely admit that I'm watching solely because of the connection with the book series, which I enjoyed.

EDIT: yes, Shlup, when I was 12 and had no idea you existed, I was trying to seduce you.

And while we do have similar preferences for a lot of things, you like Twilight, which pretty much voids any opinion you may have about anything. Ever.

EDIT2: who has epic hair in the TV show? "Epic Cleavageography" would be more accurate.