I lol'd.

Please read Stone of Tears. If you think Wizard's First Rule was bad you must read the second one. Maybe the third. You must not stop reading until every single character that is ever even briefly mentioned has been raped! Don't worry, it doesn't take long.

The dude is so demented. It's like "Hey, there's an epic battle going on, I'm going to say a couple of lines about the blood and then spend the rest of the chapter describing the rape."

Terri Goodkind is smurfed up.

P.S. I'm like halfway through Temple of the Winds (book four) but I haven't read it since FFXIII came out...