Something far beyond belief has happened today.

[P4ine]

I -an average student of a secondary school in one of the presumably most bromodic towns in Germany, Kassel- have run over a pigeon by bicycle in a pedestrian zone.


Are there things you had gone through and you just thought of: "..Why me?"
Good day, by the way.

[Laddy]

Hey!

Thanksgiving. Why Me? WHY MY DIET!?!?!?!?!?

[Moon Rabbits]

Hmmmmmmmm. My family had a fire; I've run out of money for school; I may be seriously ill; all my friends are dead or dying; I've no idea what kind of job I want anymore; I started using again; someone is pregnant; my niece may be autistic, or maybe something else. Phew, October was a hell of a month.

[theundeadhero]

If only I found out your name. I would call the polizei right now. Or maybe kick a pigeon so we're in this together.

[P4ine]

Laddy, diet, what a horrible word, or rather haunting; I've got like 80 pounds too much on weight

Moon Rabbits, woah, quite some issues you've had, sincere condolences mate. I'll just pick out one for now, one not being too personal: Couldn't you do some kind of test about the job matter? Maybe this would help hmm

theundeadhero, oh come on, don't think I aimed for the pigeon, just as I said, it kinda flew in front of my bicycle. At least buried that poor thing.

[blackmage_nuke]

theundeadhero, oh come on, don't think I aimed for the pigeon, just as I said, it kinda flew in front of my bicycle. At least buried that poor thing.

Oh a likely story, couldnt wait till thanksgiving turkey so you had to kill a bird of your own and now youre trying to hide the evidence eh? Im onto you!

[Christmas]

DID YOU TRY TO USE FENIX DOWN OR LIFERAJAYA ON THE PIGEON TO REVIVE IT?

[Aerith's Knight]

I -an average student of a secondary school in one of the presumably most bromidic towns in Germany, Kassel- have run over a pigeon by bicycle in a pedestrian zone.

It splattered blood and tiny pigeon brain matter on the sidewalk and people slipped and fell on it.

Today was a good day.

Are there things you had gone through and you just thought of: "..Why me?"
Good day, by the way.

Yes... yes, it was.

[Vermachtnis]

That was the funniest thing I've read today! Good show! And really taking out a bird with a bicycle is pretty impressive.

[rubah]

Given the state of Europe, I'd say you did an admirable dee, P4ine.

As for "why me", last week when someone backed my car against a fire hydrant :-\

[eestlinc]

i saw a dead raven on the sidewalk in Seattle the other day.