2 New Private Messages...

[eestlinc]

I usually read them in my email thanks to the wonderful new (as of like three years ago) ability to receive the text of PMs in the email notification.

[Madonna]

Yeah, fanfare.mp3 on standby!

[Loony BoB]

Well, first of all I invite everyone over to a fancy meeting hall or hotel - that is, once we're all back from seeing a Northern Hemisphere vs. Southern Hemisphere rugby and/or football match (those not into sport just have a massive gaming session beneath the stadium). We have a feast, served by the finest chefs and waiting staff from all over the world. There are paper hats, crackers, lots of champagne, even party animals - literally! You know, like dancing monkeys, singing bears, trapezing elephants, fire breathing dragons, that sort of stuff. Then we all light fireworks and sing songs until the early hours while swimming in awesome pools or maybe the nearby beach. Skinny dipping is generally done at around 2am, and finally when we finally wake up the following late afternoon, we are whisked off a fine late breakfast and everyone enjoys a sensual massage from the world's finest escorts while watching a movie that hasn't been released yet. Good times.

Sponsored by Carlsberg. When they do celebrations...

[Old Manus]

I rape a hooker.

[Duce of Daggers]

What are you talking about? How do I celebrate receiving a new private message? Do you expect people to do a little dance like Steve from Blue's Clues any time that they have a new private message?

Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes, I want to wail, "Mail!"

you actually took the time to type it.

:kaolaugh:

[Absconditus_Oraculum]

What are you talking about? How do I celebrate receiving a new private message? Do you expect people to do a little dance like Steve from Blue's Clues any time that they have a new private message?

Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes, I want to wail, "Mail!"

you actually took the time to type it.

:kaolaugh:

Omg he did.. wow. Yep, that would fit in the show.. can just see it now.. (youger brother use to watch it all the time)

[Peegee]

For a moment I thought someone cared, but alas not. How do you celebrate new PM's?

I panic and think 'what did I break now?'

[theundeadhero]

I pee all over the place

[Christmas]

[Jess]

I, uhm, read it.

[Cuchulainn]

The only new messages I got were from staff telling me I was banned from EOtW again.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well, first of all I invite everyone over to a fancy meeting hall or hotel - that is, once we're all back from seeing a Northern Hemisphere vs. Southern Hemisphere rugby and/or football match (those not into sport just have a massive gaming session beneath the stadium). We have a feast, served by the finest chefs and waiting staff from all over the world. There are paper hats, crackers, lots of champagne, even party animals - literally! You know, like dancing monkeys, singing bears, trapezing elephants, fire breathing dragons, that sort of stuff. Then we all light fireworks and sing songs until the early hours while swimming in awesome pools or maybe the nearby beach. Skinny dipping is generally done at around 2am, and finally when we finally wake up the following late afternoon, we are whisked off a fine late breakfast and everyone enjoys a sensual massage from the world's finest escorts while watching a movie that hasn't been released yet. Good times.

Sponsored by Carlsberg. When they do celebrations...

I have never been invited!

[Shiny]

What are you talking about? How do I celebrate receiving a new private message? Do you expect people to do a little dance like Steve from Blue's Clues any time that they have a new private message?

Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes, I want to wail, "Mail!"

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