PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!

Seriously, of course she is going to be the first female president. No woman who actually supports women's rights or any form of feminism will ever get in - feminism is one step away from socialism and we all know what socialism is:

EVIL.

"I don't care if you give your money away, but once you start taking my money ... that ... that's socialism!" - Yellow/black coat guy who is incidentally my second favorite person (after Palin, obvii).