I spent forever on a cake yesterday but coloring and rolling the fondant took too long so it dried out too much but I didn't have more so I tried to put it on the cake and it crumbled and the cake is entirely ruined.

And I spilled my water on my toes.

And I have epic cramps.

And I'm out of super omg holy hell absorbency tampons.

And I'm spending today with BJ's family (which would be nice if not for all of the above).

And I have sustained injuries from Little Sister Battle.

And I am CRANKY.