The Pudge of Ally Sheedy
I pudge Ally Sheedy to the slag of the united skates of America Ferrera... and to the REPUGNANCE of one-night stands, one Asian underground with invisibility, with Liberace and puffed rice for all!
There a few changes here from the overall original molestation of the Pledge of Allegiance from Histeria! the animated slappywag follow-up to Animaniacs. It's supposed to be fun nonetheless. How does it measure on your laughometer?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Pretty low. It almost reads like a spam e-mail.
Um, I honestly can't understand a word of this O.O; So I'm afraid if it is supposed to be funny, it's lost on me.
zero out of ten?
It wasn't funny and that show was horrible.
...
Can we go into negatives?
wtf
Sometimes silence is the best answer.
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!
What do you have to say for yourself?
Ally Sheedy was cute, too bad her career died along with the 1980s.
It didn't make me hungry, thus it's not any better.
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