Is Cid cheating on Edea?

[Moon Rabbits]

Cid is a dirty old man. If he can do it with a T-Rex in the training Centre, Norg is really nothing. :ursula:

Imagine what NORG can do with those long fingers o' his~~~~

[LunarWeaver]

Spread his SeeD around (cheap). Maybe if you lose a game of Triple Triad against him, he makes you...?

[McLovin']

Maybe Edea is the one cheating...after all how did she become the Ambassador so fast? Some late night action with ol President Deiling?

[black orb]

>>> Cid cheating on Edea? Ha, dont make me laugh..

[Christmas]

If that is the case, is Cid a eunuch? :gruffi:

[black orb]

>>> FF8 Cid obviously had an Erectile Dysfunction, and of course a super hot lady like Edea cant have something that so she just dumped him. Case closed..

[Serapy]

And Serapy, they were married before the orphanage opened, much less Garden.

Destiny. Cid and Matron are together for a reason. The universe accounts for everything. When the universe detects something (Squall travelling through time) that's occured out of no where in the past, it corrects the course by making Cid and Matron destined to be together beforehand.

[Christmas]

It is also destiny that Cid cheat on Edea.

[Serapy]

I'm not sure.

Cid pays for sex with prostitutes?
Would that explain why Cid got very mad at NORG because he wanted more money? Looked like he was pretty short on money...

And remember Rinoa's train mission? The SeeDs paychecks... Hmmm, Cid offered these paychecks for sex with Rinoa because he was short on money?

[Christmas]

It's all destiny.

[crazybayman]

I'll take the hidden option - Cid Cheating with Kadowaki and Quistis and Xu

YEE-AW

The reason being, is that Balamb's Seeds being mercenaries for hire is just a cover up. Balamb Garden's true purpose is to serve as a whore-house for Cid's pimp operation.

Where is Future Esthar when I need him? He can prove it. Maybe if we all say the name in unison 3 times he'll appear.

Future Esthar!
Future Esthar!
Future Esthar!

[Darth Cid]

I'll take the hidden option - Cid Cheating with Kadowaki and Quistis and Xu

YEE-AW

The reason being, is that Balamb's Seeds being mercenaries for hire is just a cover up. Balamb Garden's true purpose is to serve as a whore-house for Cid's pimp operation.

Where is Future Esthar when I need him? He can prove it. Maybe if we all say the name in unison 3 times he'll appear.

Future Esthar!
Future Esthar!
Future Esthar!

Try it the name 3 times backwards while listening to Eyes On Me backwards.

[Ryushikaze]

Destiny. Cid and Matron are together for a reason.

Yes. Because- setting aside the lulz of the topic aside for the moment- they most likely loved each other. They didn't just randomly get together with no clue just because the universe said so.

The universe accounts for everything. When the universe detects something (Squall travelling through time) that's occured out of no where in the past, it corrects the course by making Cid and Matron destined to be together beforehand.

So because Squall went back in time to after they were married, the universe made sure they were already married?
And it did this... why?
This is an infalsifiable theory, Serapy.

It is also destiny that Cid cheat on Edea. :(

Is it really cheating when she encourages and enjoys it too?

[Serapy]

Destiny. Cid and Matron are together for a reason.

Yes. Because- setting aside the lulz of the topic aside for the moment- they most likely loved each other. They didn't just randomly get together with no clue just because the universe said so.

They keep thier distance most of the time in VIII... I don't think they actually loved each other.

The universe accounts for everything. When the universe detects something (Squall travelling through time) that's occured out of no where in the past, it corrects the course by making Cid and Matron destined to be together beforehand.

So because Squall went back in time to after they were married, the universe made sure they were already married?
And it did this... why?
This is an infalsifiable theory, Serapy.

Because if Cid and Matron were never together, how can Squall let them know about the garden / seed? That would cause a time paradox

[Darth Cid]

You manage to turn this joke poll into a serious debate, I applaude you.