How kind I am to people really depends on how much alcohol I have in my system.

I was completely wasted on vodka back in July and I don't remember most of the night. According to my friends, I bought a bunch of pizza and started handing it out to homeless people while I walked down South Street.

Which I suppose sounds a lot better than getting drunk, being beat up, and soiling the sofa.

Generally, I am a very kind individual. I'll hold the door open for people and I'll provide that little extra change if someone is short for bus fare but I rarely go out of my way to help people.