My entire life consists of random acts of kindness.
I'm really awesome and always help out everyone.
I really wish I was being sarcastic, but actually I am that arrogant (yet helpful!)
俺は人間なのか?
It's nice to be helpful. Even if it does make you seem arrogant when you tell people. And besides, it's better than being mean and having no friends. :P
I've found that skeletons grow stronger when kept in the rearview.
I alway threw money all over the street every now and then so everyone will be happy when they receive them!
But they aren't happy when they realize it's all counterfeit.![]()
I share my stash of opiates and cocaine with any well-to-do 12 year old who asks politely.
can I pretend to be a well-to-do 12 year old?
when i was back in school, i was considered kind cuz i shared my stash of pr0n mags... (the pages were perfectly clean..)
May i join you on that epic quest
i've learned by now that people in school are douschbags
the key is not letting them push you around i don't get picked on because i don't let retarded bullies mess with my head
are you still in high school?
there's my act of kindness.
giving advice![]()
I'll usually give people who are asking for money on the streets loose change.
This one time this lady asked me for a dollar, and I didn't have change, so I went into a store and asked for change, and they said I couldn't get changed unless I bought something.
So I did and walked back out and gave the lady the dollar.
I also gave a friend of mine these cowboy boots that I had because she really liked them :]
I randomly let people hug me all the time. That's pretty kind of me, I think.
I've found that skeletons grow stronger when kept in the rearview.