I once wrote a book.
'Tis a lovely book. A book as lovely can be.
I shall read, oh dear me, my own book to thee.
Those in east and those to the west.
Without the book, there shall be no rest.
Yet I regret, I wrote thy book for me.

EoFF is a book. Each page a chapter, each chapter a motivation.
Who motivates?

The president of the the United States, TEH BEST COUNTRIE EVAH!!!



Not Shown: President Obama

OMG!! Teh intahnets dun dink Obama is a wordz!!!1! UNPATRIOTIQUE!!!


This is the punishment for the unpatriotic.

The book is a book of spam. A Qu'ran of junk. A read of trash. It is the Nickelback of books, always heard, never appreciated.


And rightfully so.

With that said, let us join hands in a new age of spam. An age of wonder and love. Of boobs and phalluses. Of Roto and PiP.

This is Sam.


And this is spam...