I had flavour prepared in case DD wasn't online, but he got here on time. I figure I may as well post it here anyway.
Goldenboko was dragged screaming to the gallows.
"You'll pay for the things you've done!" said Jiro, menacingly.
"I'm a cop! I'm a cop! You can't do this!" pleaded Goldenboko.
"You killed our cop, you murderer!" spat Shattered Dreamer.
"But I am a cop! Look at my badge!" our young chocobo begged. Del Murder strode over to him and plucked his badge from off his trembling chest.
"This says 'CARP' not 'COP'" he said with a chuckle. Goldenboko looked absolutely stunned.
"It says WHAT?!" he cried, and was no more.