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    The first one you posted would actually suit a good survival horror game well Noctiluca. But since RE4 wasn't neither a good game nor survival horror, it doesn't fit at all.

    Anyway, the Japanese art for Crazy Taxi may not have anything to do with the gameplay, but it's preferable to the North American crap.

    Japan:


    North America:

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    Capcom could've at least tricked fans into thinking it's horror-oriented with that. I know I would have. :greed:

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    - ...?

    Is this guy constipated or what's the story? That facial expression is unnatural even if you had a badly broken jaw

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    OMG crazy taxi! I never understood what the hell the little cushion with teeth logo thingie was meant to be though lol

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    I think nowadays video game box with boobies will be considered the best one for most.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    Shikigami no Shiro translated to Mobile Light Force 2





    Nothing on this box is at all related to the game. Well, you shoot things, but it looks like this:



    Not only did they butcher the box art, but they also completely removed the ENTIRE PLOT and a couple of other features. It's still fun, but it'd be nice to have a story to play through.
    That's what that game is? I see it everywhere, thought it was some horrible Charlie's Angels/ Fighting Force knockoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vermachtnis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    Shikigami no Shiro translated to Mobile Light Force 2





    Nothing on this box is at all related to the game. Well, you shoot things, but it looks like this:



    Not only did they butcher the box art, but they also completely removed the ENTIRE PLOT and a couple of other features. It's still fun, but it'd be nice to have a story to play through.
    That's what that game is? I see it everywhere, thought it was some horrible Charlie's Angels/ Fighting Force knockoff.
    No, it's actually a decent game, that was a victim of being horribly, horribly butchered.

    And let's not forget the original Mobile Light Force as well


    The game is actually Gunbird, a shmup that is actually pretty good, but it was butchered as well.

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    They even used the same picture for both!
    And Nocti, Europe got the red cover of Resi
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    Poor ICO.

    The game is still one of my favorites, despite being hideously packaged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    - I have no idea what this cover is trying to convey.


    Here's the Japanese cover art. Better, if you can look past the ship's phallic shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    - I have no idea what this cover is trying to convey.
    Ahaha, that one's so bad it's awesome. Who the hell thought of that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    - I have no idea what this cover is trying to convey.


    Here's the Japanese cover art. Better, if you can look past the ship's phallic shape.
    How can you look past that? All I think of when I see that is PENIS PENIS PENIS.

    Quote Originally Posted by JKTrix View Post
    This game got remade? What what. The SNES version is one of my favorite games.

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    I'm trying not to see the wang. The back section of it looks like a Lambda class shuttle from Star Wars, so I'm just gonna go with that.

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    that mobile light force's gameplay makes me think of castle shikigami o.o

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