<b>1)</b> I love strawberries. I offer you these as proof of my consistent love of strawberries for years:

<a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-you-archive/31418-eyes-you-nominates-eestlinc-something.html#post526302>Me loving strawberries in 2003</a>

<a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/47310-ice-cream.html#post804377>Me loving strawberries in 2004</a>

<a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/51363-prepare-invasion.html#post882891>Me loving strawberry flavored puppies in 2004</a>

<a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/77593-ice-cream-parlor.html#post1490746>Me loving strawberries in 2006</a>

<b>2)</b> Del Murder. I don't know what I was thinking when I made that second account.

<b>3)</b> ahem...

there once was a man from nantucket
whose thought on the shift key was fu</>ck it
he said about caps
more shameful than maps
and periods like shlup can go suck it


<b>4)</b> Let me predict the closing statements of the administrators:

ShlupQuack: "...."
Loony BoB: [one hand clapping]
Leeza: [crickets]
Roogle: [tree falls in woods]
Kawaii Ryűkishi: 沈黙
Psychotic: [full of sound and fury, signifying nothing]
Del Murder: :dot: