And with this one I'm done.

You: O_O
Stranger: I am a chocolate chip muffin.
You: ^_^
You: I like muffins.
You: Though I prefer Poppyseed.
You: WHY AREN'T YOU POPPYSEED!]
Stranger: I shall point my muffiny fingers at you and scream, CAUSE NO ONE LIKES POOOPYSEED!!!! EAT A MUFFIN!!!!
Stranger: But not me, por favor.
You: Poppyseed would never yet at me. ;_;
Stranger: Because poppyseed isn't real, it's just a figment of your creepy and odd imagination. Go to therapy and EAT A MUFFIN!
Stranger: But not me, por favor/
You: I thought muffins liked to be eaten?
Stranger: ALL MUFFINS ARE DIFFERENT!!! HOW DARE YOU CHARACTERIZE US INTO ONE GROUP! >:///
You: But isn't that what racists do?
Stranger: I hope you die.
Stranger: The muffins shall revolt in a muffiny fashion and kill you.
Stranger: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
You: I'm not so sure, I have a lot of very fat and hungry friends.
Stranger: I HATE YOU!
Stranger: How does someone like you have friends...?
Stranger: Are they only on myspace...? YESH!!! U IS A LOZER!
Stranger: LOZERS DIE!
Stranger: NOW!
Stranger: HA! U R DEAD!
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