Talk to a random stranger...

[Ledious]

I seem to recall we did this very thing on this forum not so long ago. The results were predictably pedestrian and otherwise uninteresting.

That's not necessarily the case with the other forums I have posted this on. Guess you guys just weren't being creative enough. -_^

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You: That is the best thing I've seen all night.
Stranger: :D

~uninteresting my ass...

And with this one I'm done. :p

You: O_O
Stranger: I am a chocolate chip muffin.
You: ^_^
You: I like muffins.
You: Though I prefer Poppyseed.
You: WHY AREN'T YOU POPPYSEED!]
Stranger: I shall point my muffiny fingers at you and scream, CAUSE NO ONE LIKES POOOPYSEED!!!! EAT A MUFFIN!!!!
Stranger: But not me, por favor.
You: Poppyseed would never yet at me. ;_;
Stranger: Because poppyseed isn't real, it's just a figment of your creepy and odd imagination. Go to therapy and EAT A MUFFIN!
Stranger: But not me, por favor/
You: I thought muffins liked to be eaten?
Stranger: ALL MUFFINS ARE DIFFERENT!!! HOW DARE YOU CHARACTERIZE US INTO ONE GROUP! >:///
You: But isn't that what racists do?
Stranger: I hope you die.
Stranger: The muffins shall revolt in a muffiny fashion and kill you.
Stranger: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
You: I'm not so sure, I have a lot of very fat and hungry friends.
Stranger: I HATE YOU! :(
Stranger: How does someone like you have friends...?
Stranger: Are they only on myspace...? YESH!!! U IS A LOZER!
Stranger: LOZERS DIE!
Stranger: NOW!
Stranger: HA! U R DEAD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHA I love this one! XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ???
Stranger: ?!?!?!
Stranger: meow
You: woof
You: rawr
Stranger: grizzle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Short, sweet yet so full of satisfaction. -_^
I had a 2 hour long conversation with a 16 year old girl from taiwan, we became FB friends :)