I told people I'd be killed if they logged out, let's see what happens.

Stranger #1 He was a sane man. Preferring to put me out of my misery instead of toying with my till my imenant demise.

Stranger: asl
You: I'm in a competition where I have to talk with a stranger the longest
You: if I lose they'll kil me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger #2 Now this guy. Besides being an idiot, was pretty sadistic. He was the little kid who instead of zapping the ants dead with the magnifying glass, ripped their legs off one by one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm in a competition where I need to talk with a stranger the longest
You: if I lose they'll kill me
You: you don't want to kill me do you?
Stranger: lol
You: This isn't funny.
Stranger: of course
You: How long can you sit there?
You: Do you have snacks?
Stranger: i'm in my bed
Stranger:
You: Okay, okay good.
You: Now if you stop talking they'll kill me.
You: So
You: like pie?
Stranger: give me a reason to protect ur life
You: Because if you disconnect you'll kill someone
You: can you live with that?
Stranger: what about if i do not care?
You: You didn't answer my question.
You: Can you live with that?
You: You won't wake up screaming?
You: Crying?
You: Naked?
Stranger: i think so my sentence gives clear answer
You: If the answer was clear I wouldn't be able to read it.
Stranger: if i ask "what about if i do not care?" is this seems like i can live with this isn't it?
You: But you didn't disconnect.
You: I see through your tough outer shell
You: don't kill me
Stranger: since i am boring
You: Yes
You: you are quite boring
You: but that's not the point
Stranger: so forget this "they will kill me" stuff, if u r not a dumb i'll stay
You: So if I was stupid you'd kill me?
Stranger: indeed
You: Seems a bit harsh.
Stranger: really?
You: If you killed everyone who's stupid, who would be the Janitors of the world?
You: or other x name undesirable job.
Stranger: let me explain an opther opinion.
You: not sure what an opther is
You: but I'll go with it.
Stranger: if all the stupid dies, there will be a solution for many global problem or local, does not matter
You: Stupid is not a tangible thing. Stupids. Now stupids are tangible things.
Stranger: i am waiting for the day when nuclear bombs will fall from the sky, and only the strong, smart and clever will survive
You: Actually.
You: Only the people who just so happen to be in caves will survive.
Stranger: do not be so sure
You: In which case, the crazy will inherit the Capital Wasteland.
You: Well
You: them and the ghouls at least.
You: Besides
You: if other people did survive
You: there would be no law and order.
You: So who would stop the big bad strong man
You: from killing you
You: and raping your women?
You:
Stranger: no way, i prepare for this, and i'll enjoy each minute
Stranger: but,
Stranger: let me ask
You: Really?
You: How do you prepare?
Stranger: of corse i do
You: Do you sit in your basement and talk on Omegle till Judgement Day?
Stranger: so why do u care if i will kill u?
Stranger: within a few minutes?
You: Because I like being alive.
You: Don't you?
You: Well
You: then again
You: with your current preparation for Judgement Day.
You: I guess life sucks pretty bad for you.
You: My B.
Stranger: bye bye