You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: help im being followed!!
Stranger: lol run
You: a guy with a strange hat and shades is running after me
You: somehow i can manage to type on my iphone while running
You: i think i may owe him money
You: or he's out to assassinate me, FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
Stranger: turn around
Stranger: face 'em
Stranger: he's a coward, he's from the govt
You: omg i shot him!! i did it!
You: now i need to go incognito
You: i will blend in by following 5 hookers, my notoriety will be way down
Stranger: haha you blend in with hoookers
You: yes, thats because my mom always makes me wear make up even though im a guy
You: i look like a clown
Stranger: I'm sure you do
Stranger: which is why you're on here, yes?
You: yes, i would have gone to clown college but i was too clownish even for them
You: i shall forever be an outcast
Stranger: good, have you thought about suicide
You: yes!!! do you think i should do it?
You: noose? gun?
You: knife?
Stranger: quick, it'll be better for all of us
You: ok, i will shoot myself now
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: do it
Stranger: please
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Originally Posted by Croyles
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