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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My name is Gyro and I am a cyborg
Stranger: Hello
You: They call me Gyro because I accidentally cut off my hand so they attached a fan there
You: So in summer I keep nice and cool
You: It's quite the advancement in modern technology
Stranger: Cool
You: I would recommend it but cutting off your hand sucks
Stranger: K
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi
You: oi yourself buster!
You: I'm Gyro and I like to fly planes!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im james and i like to play music
You: Music is so cool, but I can't play it 'cause I'm missing a couple fingers. Accident in woodwork class one day...
Stranger: oh seriously damn that sucks
Stranger: u can really fly planes though??
Stranger: like commercial planes
Stranger: or personal planes?
You: I have a tour flight that operates out of a small airport and we fly around some mountains and stuff
You: Pretty low key
You: But I show the passengers my hands and tell them I lost 'em as a pilot in the war and bam!
You: You get total respect them
Stranger: haha thats cool
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Stranger: hey
You: Solo here, where's the fire?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: asl?
You: 26 M Millenium Falcon
Stranger: 18 m death star
You: Oh well . Guess my cover's blown. Gotta get these spices out of here!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats up
You: I'm looking for a power crystal
You: Mine broke and the sith are hunting me down
You: I can't take them on with my lightsaber man!
Stranger: uh oh.
Stranger: I GOT YOU
Stranger: *takes out lightsaber*
You: Wait what you've invaded this website?
Stranger: we cant take on all of these storm troopers
You: Those troopers are bantha fodder
You: They'll fall like dominoes
You: All we gotta do is trust in the Force
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i see darth vader
Stranger: im scared ):
You: Run!
You: Don't try to beat him!
You: You must survive and keep the order alive!
Stranger: RETREAT!
Stranger: can we go back to the spaceship
You: Use portals to your advantage
Stranger: and have gay butt sex?
You: Sorry, I only do Twi'leks. It's something about the weird growths that turns me on
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