Talk to a random stranger...

[K4in]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh randall
You: Give it to me.
You: Give me that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
Stranger: give it to me, give it to me, give me the stuff
Stranger: that sweet, funky stuff
Stranger: oooooooooooh ho, OW
You: You were screaming for Randall though. O.O
Stranger: oh i thought you were singing lol
You: I was..
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: lol
You: But all of a sudden you went from female to owning a penis.
You: In a matter of .53 seconds.
Stranger: who ever said i was female?
Stranger: lol
You: So you're a man screaming for another man? That makes you gay!
Stranger: i am aware of this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I was once abducted by a herd of buffalo.
You: They treated me as their own and I became the buffalo man.
Stranger: r u femmine of buffalo
You: No, I am the male version of a buffalo. Would you like to run with my herd?
Stranger: i m horse
Stranger: u r nt fit for me
You: I am fit beyond your wildest imagination. I've taken out the top male buffalo and became the alpha male.
Stranger: r u biologist
You: No, but I was once anally probed by a biologist for research.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.