Talk to a random stranger...

[qwertysaur]

I made a new friend today, and we had a very long talk about random stuff. Also she might join here as well.

[Raistlin]

Stranger: Do u have msn
You: do you want to see me naked?
Stranger: ohh, my god
Stranger: no
Stranger: You scared me.

Haha, you horrified him.

[K4in]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh randall
You: Give it to me.
You: Give me that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
Stranger: give it to me, give it to me, give me the stuff
Stranger: that sweet, funky stuff
Stranger: oooooooooooh ho, OW
You: You were screaming for Randall though. O.O
Stranger: oh i thought you were singing lol
You: I was..
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: lol
You: But all of a sudden you went from female to owning a penis.
You: In a matter of .53 seconds.
Stranger: who ever said i was female?
Stranger: lol
You: So you're a man screaming for another man? That makes you gay!
Stranger: i am aware of this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I was once abducted by a herd of buffalo.
You: They treated me as their own and I became the buffalo man.
Stranger: r u femmine of buffalo
You: No, I am the male version of a buffalo. Would you like to run with my herd?
Stranger: i m horse
Stranger: u r nt fit for me
You: I am fit beyond your wildest imagination. I've taken out the top male buffalo and became the alpha male.
Stranger: r u biologist
You: No, but I was once anally probed by a biologist for research.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ledious]

I made a new friend today, and we had a very long talk about random stuff. Also she might join here as well.

hey that's cool! I made a friend today too but she's not that cool

[Bunny]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you got the stuff?
You: depends
You: you got the money?
Stranger: depends..
Stranger: you got the stuff/
You: depends
You: you got hemorrhoids?
Stranger: depends..
Stranger: should i?
You: probably
You: after last night? definitely.
Stranger: good point.
Stranger: so you got the stuff?
You: yup
You: meet at the place by the thing at the time?
Stranger: is this your mom again?
Stranger: or is it in her this time?
You: nah, i "removed" it
You: don't worry, no damage done
Stranger: ok good.
You: so, you got the money?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: bring the moths. ill bring the dough.
You: wait, moths? i thought you said butterflies.
You: dammit
Stranger: dammit johnny. get it right for once.
Stranger: !!!!
Stranger: YOUR KILLING ME.
You: what the smurf. DID YOU CALL THE COPS? YOU DID. i'll smurfing kill you. I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND TAKE YOU OUT. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS. THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME AND YOU'LL GO DOWN.
You: AAAAAH
You have disconnected.

Ah, I slay me.

[Kamiko]

"Stranger: hey ASL?
You: 11/f/viet
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Seraphic]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heller baybree,how you be feelin on this planet?
You: in this hemisphere?
Stranger: good
Stranger: and i
You: do you enjoy taco bell?
Stranger: dunno wth is this
You: you is speakin with Ms. Linda Dupree
You: now do you enjoy taco bell?
Stranger: i dont give a
Your conversational partner has disconnected.