Talk to a random stranger...

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This thing is awesome.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a final fantasy nerd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[~*~Celes~*~]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hellow~
Stranger: I'm listening to Barbie Girl hehe lol hey
You: lol i love that song
You: I'M A BARBIE GIRL
You: IN A BARBIE WORLD~
You: Made of plastic, life's fantastic!
Stranger: Lol yeah me too !!
You: have you heard the parody version?
Stranger: no
You: i forget what it was about but it was amusing
You: unless it's the same song?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: something about...
You: i dunno
Stranger: so girl or boy?
You: i'm a girl
Stranger: oh. I gtg. Bye. Sorry

I'm sorry I don't have a disco stick

[Croyles]

This was mine:

Stranger: boobs?
You: tits?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Shlup]

I considered doing this out of boredom once, but I don't know what I would say.

This thing is awesome.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a final fantasy nerd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN.

[Ledious]

a friend from onother forum posted this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is happening here?
Stranger: i dunno i just got here
You: Same.
You: Dang.
You: We need to find someone who knows what's going on.
You: I think I saw a guy on the way here.
You: He might know stuff.
Stranger: ok lets go find gim
Stranger: him
You: Is that his name?
You: Gim?
You: I bet he catches flack for that.
You: Anyways, our reality seems to be constrained to the tiny area.
You: I'm going to try cutting out of it with back slashes.
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You: /////////////////////////
You: Don't just sit there! Help me out!
You: /////////////////
You: ////////////////////////////////////////////////
You: /
You: /
You: /
You: ////////////////
Stranger: /////////////////////////////////////////
You: ////////////////////////
Stranger: ///////////////
You: ////
Stranger: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
You: /////////////
You: I think it's breaking...
You: ///////
You: ////////////////
You: /Almost//////there.../////
You: /////Almost/////
You: ////////A//////L/////M/////O////S/////T///////
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You have disconnected.

YES! I'M OUT!

I love Omegle.

[Croyles]

This ones a little harsh towards the end...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: help im being followed!!
Stranger: lol run
You: a guy with a strange hat and shades is running after me
You: somehow i can manage to type on my iphone while running
You: i think i may owe him money
You: or he's out to assassinate me, FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
Stranger: turn around
Stranger: face 'em
Stranger: he's a coward, he's from the govt
You: omg i shot him!! i did it!
You: now i need to go incognito
You: i will blend in by following 5 hookers, my notoriety will be way down
Stranger: haha you blend in with hoookers
You: yes, thats because my mom always makes me wear make up even though im a guy
You: i look like a clown
Stranger: I'm sure you do
Stranger: which is why you're on here, yes?
You: yes, i would have gone to clown college but i was too clownish even for them
You: i shall forever be an outcast
Stranger: good, have you thought about suicide
You: yes!!! do you think i should do it?
You: noose? gun?
You: knife?
Stranger: quick, it'll be better for all of us
You: ok, i will shoot myself now
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: do it
Stranger: please
You: alöskdhfojio34uru i3qr9uuuuuuuuuuuuuuujmmuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
You have disconnected.

[Meat Puppet]

Stranger: male or female?
You: I exist in a realm beyond the constraints of gender.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bunny]

I am way too refined for websites like these.

Wait nvm talking to a gurl

[Ledious]

This ones a little harsh towards the end...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: help im being followed!!
Stranger: lol run
You: a guy with a strange hat and shades is running after me
You: somehow i can manage to type on my iphone while running
You: i think i may owe him money
You: or he's out to assassinate me, FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
Stranger: turn around
Stranger: face 'em
Stranger: he's a coward, he's from the govt
You: omg i shot him!! i did it!
You: now i need to go incognito
You: i will blend in by following 5 hookers, my notoriety will be way down
Stranger: haha you blend in with hoookers
You: yes, thats because my mom always makes me wear make up even though im a guy
You: i look like a clown
Stranger: I'm sure you do
Stranger: which is why you're on here, yes?
You: yes, i would have gone to clown college but i was too clownish even for them
You: i shall forever be an outcast
Stranger: good, have you thought about suicide
You: yes!!! do you think i should do it?
You: noose? gun?
You: knife?
Stranger: quick, it'll be better for all of us
You: ok, i will shoot myself now
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: do it
Stranger: please
You: alöskdhfojio34uru i3qr9uuuuuuuuuuuuuuujmmuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
You have disconnected.

lol I liked the body on keyboard at the end.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ☺

Stranger: hello

You: ♥

Stranger: love you too

You: ....wut?

You: Im just playing around with alt code man

Stranger: good job

You: so

You: how many chicks have you gotten to chat with here?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

meh

[Bunny]

I am now engaged in a conversation with someone who is probably a /b/tard.

[Jiro]

(SPOILER)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My name is Gyro and I am a cyborg
Stranger: Hello
You: They call me Gyro because I accidentally cut off my hand so they attached a fan there
You: So in summer I keep nice and cool
You: It's quite the advancement in modern technology
Stranger: Cool
You: I would recommend it but cutting off your hand sucks
Stranger: K
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi
You: oi yourself buster!
You: I'm Gyro and I like to fly planes!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im james and i like to play music
You: Music is so cool, but I can't play it 'cause I'm missing a couple fingers. Accident in woodwork class one day...
Stranger: oh seriously damn that sucks
Stranger: u can really fly planes though??
Stranger: like commercial planes
Stranger: or personal planes?
You: I have a tour flight that operates out of a small airport and we fly around some mountains and stuff
You: Pretty low key
You: But I show the passengers my hands and tell them I lost 'em as a pilot in the war and bam!
You: You get total respect them
Stranger: haha thats cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Solo here, where's the fire?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: asl?
You: 26 M Millenium Falcon
Stranger: 18 m death star
You: Oh well . Guess my cover's blown. Gotta get these spices out of here!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats up
You: I'm looking for a power crystal
You: Mine broke and the sith are hunting me down
You: I can't take them on with my lightsaber man!
Stranger: uh oh.
Stranger: I GOT YOU
Stranger: *takes out lightsaber*
You: Wait what you've invaded this website?
Stranger: we cant take on all of these storm troopers
You: Those troopers are bantha fodder
You: They'll fall like dominoes
You: All we gotta do is trust in the Force
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i see darth vader
Stranger: im scared ):
You: Run!
You: Don't try to beat him!
You: You must survive and keep the order alive!
Stranger: RETREAT!
Stranger: can we go back to the spaceship
You: Use portals to your advantage
Stranger: and have gay butt sex?
You: Sorry, I only do Twi'leks. It's something about the weird growths that turns me on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Christmas]

Mummy said never talks to stranger.

After all those posts, I finally understand why Mummy say never talk to stranger.

[Bunny]

Stranger: I am Chinese, if you are Chinese, please leave, not Chinese don't run.
You: I'm not Chinese
Stranger: Are U from
You: ?
You: I'm from NYC
You: you?
Stranger: China
You: they have internet in china?
Stranger: yeah
You: i thought they only had rice and communism
Stranger: Hahah
Stranger: But I prefer to eat hamburgers...
You: wait, you can't eat cows that's against the national religion
You: wth
Stranger: French fries
Stranger: Do u have msn
You: do you want to see me naked?
Stranger: ohh, my god
Stranger: no
Stranger: You scared me.
You: why
You: do you not have nudity in china?
Stranger: I just want to make friends with you.
Stranger: I didn't.
You: most of my friends like to see me naked
Stranger: The Chinese are very conservative.
Stranger: You are a boy or a girl?
You: so are mormons but that didn't stop me from smurfing half the BYU football team
You: i won't tell if you don't

[Moon Rabbits]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi hot stuff here girl 19
You: hi gay man here
You: ba-dum~
You: now what do we do!!?
Stranger: nothing,, gay people sucks!! you are sucking cocks that are not yours
You: oh, so i should suck my own cock ?
You: i do yoga but i dont think im that flexible ... yet.
You: hellooooooooo?
You: where did you go my lagan lover~
Stranger: ahaha! yoga sucks..!! bitch
You: why does yoga suck!
You: give a proper reason.
Stranger: because it makes u gay.. and gay people sucks!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Virtually talking to strangers reminds me why I hate talking to real strangers.

[Jiro]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What kind of idiot would just disconnect without anyone saying anything? It was almost instantaneous!