you've never heard of someone saying "the hiv" in a way that rhymes with give?
you've never heard of someone saying "the hiv" in a way that rhymes with give?
... no. Apparently I am not hip with the slang all you kids use nowadays.
there once was an old git named Raist
who liked to give head for the taste
until he met krissy
who tasted all pissy
and the old git refused to eat waste
Touche.
There once was a lawyer named eest
who considered small boys a good treat
he liked them so young
so his crimes were unsung
maybe he really was a priest
That went in a much different direction than I originally thought. *tired*
There once was a boy named Quin
Never Paul's love could he win
So he began to turn tricks
He was an expert with dicks
"I'm broken hearted, is it really a sin?"
While Rye was in all senses great
she with cakes had a problem of late
she'd see one and stop
she'd climb up on top
and into its depths flatulate
There once was a guy called eest
Whose pants contained a large beast
He showed it to Del
Who said "smurfing hell!
Tonight I'm having a feast!"
I once had a strawberry lolly
Pretty and shiny and yummy
I wasn't alert
So it fell in the dirt
Then my strawberry lolly was dirty
Last edited by Marshall Banana; 12-07-2009 at 07:38 PM.
Rantzien's a jolly old Swede
who drinks what others have peed.
When no toilets are sighted,
Rantzien's delighted!
'Cos it allows him to fulfil his need.
There once was a chap named Psychotic
On the net he seemed quite erotic
And while he had Eyeson
To spread all his lies on
In real life he still can't score a chick
:D?
JK PAUL I know you do chickens all the time irl <3
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
Turkeys too, if I really make the effort.
gobble gobble gobble
To all the failures, the t in Raist is silent.
There once was a croney named Raist
Who possessed one marvelous ass
The ladies loved the wiggle
And the way his boobs jiggle
Tucked oh so nicely if his FF based bras
ais ass and ars.
Quality rhyming there, Neo.
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
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