here's my opening contribution:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He stayed in his bed
And gave himself head
And spit his own spooge in a bucket
dirty limerick thread [p]
here's my opening contribution:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He stayed in his bed
And gave himself head
And spit his own spooge in a bucket
From Leprachaun 3
I once knew a man with balls of brass
and in stormy weather
they would cling together
and sparks would fly outta his ass.
stolen from Vonnegut
There was a young man from Stamboul
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth
And you ruined my health
And now you won't pee, you old fool"
There was a young girl of eleven
Who changed into PJs at seven
Her grandfather bore
A hole in her door
And observed until he went to heaven
Last edited by Necronopticous; 12-06-2009 at 07:04 PM.
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
How did I know!
Last edited by Rye; 12-06-2009 at 08:12 PM.
Thread of the year, folks.
This one amused me greatly for an obscure Shogun reference:
My knowledge of sex does not suck,
And I've researched the best things to fuck.
Sheep are too easy,
And chickens are greasy.
Yes, the best fuck of all is a duck!
There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too!
fantastic! although I think your limerick is missing a line, DP.
the Olson twins walked down the block
while chatting of Bob Saget's cock:
"these days it is old"
"and shriveled with mold"
"on Full House?" "a glorious rock!"
~ A Wee Irish Limerick ~
Last edited by Rye; 12-06-2009 at 10:20 PM.
My attempt at an original one:
There once was a girl named Jojo
who was reportedly quite the ho
she was not very tall
and when standing by a wall
was just the right height for a blow.
Look, I stole it from a movie... I can't help it. I will find something from ogden nash later.
I wrote one for Psy and Shlup on a post I warned. I can't remember what they were though.
Thread of the year, folks.
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